Jokes :)

Srdr gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. . . . .. . . . . . . . Srdr:"i've been promoted as branch manager."




Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................ WHY?
. . . .. . . . . . . Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=



SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - . . .. . . . . . . . I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....



One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
. . . .. . . . . . . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...



A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji. . . . . .
. . . . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"


Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet . . . .. . . . . . . Sardar:- why did u come so far.Instead u could have posted it....



Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why.. . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10



A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children who were in the last 3 years of ur marriage? . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR




Sardar's wish :
. . . .. . . . . . . . When i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who
died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d
car he was driving..



Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? . . . . . . . . . . Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.




Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. . . . .. . . . . . . . It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"



Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? . . . .. . . . . . . He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.