Wednesday, January 28, 2009

TODAY'S INSPIRATION!‏


HOW TO STAY YOUNG ... ...



1. Throw out non-essential numbers.
This includes age, weight, and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)


3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with her/him !


6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life, is our self.
LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.


8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to a fo rei gn country, but NOT to where the guilt is.


10. Tell the people you love, that you love them - at every opportunity.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The itinerary of life

Life is a journey.
Its path is destiny.
And following is its itinerary.

The first halt is childhood.
Gentle as a breeze
and delicate like a flower.
As beautiful as a rain shower.

The next being the youth.
Full of courage and exuberance.
Blissful and lively.
Just like a feel that's heavenly.

After that is the oldage.
Calm like the waves of a sea.
With no worries there to be.

The final is the death.
A time to remember
the above three and
forever to be free...

The Prophet's Remedies

Milk: The Prophet(SAW) said that milk wipes away heat from the heart
just as the finger wipes away sweat from the brow. It strengthens the
back, increases the brain, augments intelligence, renews vision and drives
away forgetfulness.
Honey: Considered to be the best remedy for diarrhoea when mixed in hot
water. It is the food of foods, drink of drinks and drug of drugs. It
is used for creating appetite, strengthening the stomach, eliminating
phelgm, as a meat preservative, hair conditioner, eye salve and
mouthwash. It is extremely beneficial in the morning in warm water and is also a
sunnah.
Olive oil: excellent treatment for skin and hair, delays aging, treats
inflammation of the stomach

Mushroom: The Prophet(SAW) said that mushroom is a good cure for the
eyes, it also serves as a form of birthcontrol and arrests paralysis.

Grapes: The Prophet was very fond of grapes, it purifies the blood,
provides vigour and health, strengthens the kidneys and clears the bowels.

Dates: The Prophet(SAW) said that a house without dates has no food.
Also to be eaten at the time of childbirth.


Figs: It is a fruit from paradise and a cure for piles.

Barley: Good for fever in a soup form

Melon: Melon contains 1000 blessings and 1000 mercies, The prophet SAW
said "None of your women who are pregnant and eat of water melon will
fail to produce off spring who are good in counternanace and good in
character.

Pomegranate: The Prophet(SAW) said it cleanse you of Satan and evil
aspirations for 40 days.

Water: the Prophet(SAW) said the best drink in this world and the next
is Water, when you are thirsty drink it by sips and not gulps, gulping
produces sickness of the liver.

So praise be to our beloved Nabi(SAW) who produced us with marvellous
knowledge which dazzles the wisest minds.
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"Shall I tell you which of you are the best?" The Companions replied, "Yes."
The Prophet replied, "Those who, when they are seen, remind people of
Allah. Shall I tell you who are the worst among you?" The Companions
again said, "Yes." The Prophet replied, "Those who carry tales and ruin
relations between those who are innocent." [Bukhari]

The Egg@Fun

There was once an Indian and a Pakistani who lived next door to each
other. The Pakistani owned a hen and each morning would look in his
garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg
in the Indian's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the
Indian pick up the egg. The Pakistani ran up to the Indian and told him
that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Indian disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They
argued for a while until finally the Pakistani said, "In my family we
normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the face
and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the
face and time how long it takes for me to get up, whoever gets up
quicker wins the egg."
The Indian agreed to this and so the Pakistani found his heaviest pair
of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the
Indian and kicked as hard as he could in the face.
The Indian fell to the floor clutching his jaw howling in agony for 30
minutes.
Eventually the Indian stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Pakistani said, "Keep the damn egg!"

I'm Overworked

I'm sorry that you haven't gotten much email from me lately.

It's because I'm tired.

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies.

But now I found out the real reason.

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

This leaves 19 million to do the work.

Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.

And you're sitting there reading humor email.

No wonder I'm tired; I'm the doing ALL of the work myself!



Dedicated to all the overworked underpaid workers of the world.
Pass this on if you think you have been overworked.

Pathan And The Ship

Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.

Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."

All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.

After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,

"Allah-u-Akbar"

And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.

Jokes :)

Srdr gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. . . . .. . . . . . . . Srdr:"i've been promoted as branch manager."




Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................ WHY?
. . . .. . . . . . . Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=



SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - . . .. . . . . . . . I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....



One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
. . . .. . . . . . . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...



A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji. . . . . .
. . . . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"


Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet . . . .. . . . . . . Sardar:- why did u come so far.Instead u could have posted it....



Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why.. . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10



A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children who were in the last 3 years of ur marriage? . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR




Sardar's wish :
. . . .. . . . . . . . When i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who
died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d
car he was driving..



Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? . . . . . . . . . . Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.




Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. . . . .. . . . . . . . It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"



Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? . . . .. . . . . . . He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

An inspiring story ….

An inspiring story ….

The Japanese have a great liking for fresh fish. But the waters close
to Japan have not held many fish for decades. So, to feed the
Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went further than
ever. The further the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring
back the fish. The longer it took them to bring back the fish, the
more stale they grew.

The fish were not fresh and the Japanese did not like the taste. To
solve this problem, fishing companies installed freezers on their
boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers
allowed the boats to go further and stay longer. However, the
Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish.
And they did not like the taste of frozen fish. The frozen fish
brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks.
They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin.
After a little hashing around, the fish stopped moving. They were
tired and dull, but alive.

Unfortunately, the Japanese could still taste the difference. Because
the fish did not move for days, they lost their fresh-fish taste. The
Japanese preferred the lively taste of fresh fish, not sluggish fish.
The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! But today, it has
recovered from that crisis and has emerged as one of the most
important trades in that country! How did Japanese fishing companies
solve this problem? How do they bring fresh-tasting fish to Japan ?

To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still
put the fish in the tanks. But now they add a small shark to each
tank. The shark eats a few fish, but most of the fish arrive in a
very lively state. The fish are challenged and hence are constantly
on the move. And they survive and arrive in a healthy state! They
command a higher price and are most sought-after. The challenge they
face keeps them fresh!

Humans are no different. L. Ron Hubbard observed in the early
1950's: "Man thrives, oddly enough, only in the presence of a
challenging environment. " George Bernard Shaw said: " Satisfaction is
death!"

If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your
challenges keep you energized. You are excited to try new solutions.
You have fun. You are alive! Instead of avoiding challenges, jump
into them. Do not postpone a task, simply because its challenging.
Catch these challenges by their horns and vanquish them. Enjoy the
game. If your challenges are too large or too numerous, do not give
up. Giving up makes you tired. Instead, reorganize. Find more
determination, more knowledge, more help. Don't create success and
revel in it in a state of inertia. You have the resources, skills and
abilities to make a difference.

*** Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go! ***

Information of Quran-e-Pak‏

1. How many Sura are in Holy Quran ? 114
2. How many Verses are in Holy Quran ? 6666.
3. How many dots are in Holy Quran ? 1015030.
4. How many over bar (zaber) are in Holy Quran ? 93243
5. How many under bar ( Zaer ) are in Holy Quran ? 39586
6. How many Raque are in Holy Quran ? 1000.
7. How many stop ( Waqf ) are in Holy Quran ? 5098.
8. How many Thashdeed are in Holy Quran ? 19253.
9. How many letters are in Holy Quran ? 323671
10 How many pash are in Holy Quran ? 4808.
11 How many Madd are in Holy Quran ? 1771
12 How many words are in Holy Quran ? 77701.
13 How many parts of Holy Quran ? 30.
14 How many time Besmillah Al-Rahmaan Al-Raheem is repeated ? 114.
15 How many Sura start with Besmillah Al-Rahmaan Al-Raheem ? 113.
16 How many time the word Quran is repeated in Holy Quran ? 70.
17 Which is the longest Sura of Holy Quran ? Al-Baqarah.
18 Which is the best drink mentioned in Holy Quran ? Milk.
19 The best eatable thing mentioned in Holy Quran is ? Honey.
20 Which is the shortest Sura of Holy Quran ? Qausar.
21 The longest verse of Holy Quran is in which Sura? Al-Baqarah No.282
22 The most disliked thing by the God though Halal is ? Divorce
23 Which letter is used for the most time in Holy Quran.? Alaph
24 Which letter is used for the lest time in Holy Quran ? Zaa.
25 Which is the best night mentioned in Holy Quran ? Night of Qadar.
26 Which is the best month mentioned in Holy Quran ? Ramzan.
27 Which is the biggest animal mentioned in Holy Quran ? Elephant.
28 Which is the smallest animal mentioned in Holy Quran ? Mosquito
29 How many words are in the longest Sura of Holy Quran ? 25500.
30 How many words are in the smallest Sura of Holy Quran ? 42
31 Which Sura of Holy Quran is called the mother of Quran ? Sura Hamd
32 How many Sura start with Al-Hamdullelah ? Five_ Hamd, Inaam, Kahf, Saba & Fatr.
33 Which Sura has the same number of verses as the number of Sura of Holy Quran ? Taqveer 114 verses.
34 How many Sura's name is only one letter ? Three, Qaf, Sad & Noon.
35 How many Sura start with word " Inna " ? Four sura - Fatha, Nuh,Qadr, Qausar.
36 Which Sura has the number of its verses equal to the number of Masumeen Saf, 14 verses.
37 Which sura are called Musabbahat ? Esra, Hadeed, Hsar, Juma, Taghabun & Aala.
38 How many sura are Makkahi and how many are Madni ? Macci 86, Madni 28.
39 Which sura is on the name of tribe of Holy Prophet ? Quresh
40 Which sura is called the heart of Holy Quran ? Yaseen.
41 In which sura the name of Allah is repeated five time ? Sura al-Haj.
42 Which sura are named Azaiam ? Sajdah, Fusselat, Najum & Alaq.
43 Which sura is on the name of one Holy war ? Sura Ahzaab.
44 Which sura is on the name of one metal ? Sura Hadeed
45 Which sura does not starts with Bismellah ? Sura Tauba.
46 Which sura is called ' Aroos-ul-Quran ? Sura Rehman.
47 Which sura is considered as 1/3 of holy Quran ? Sura tauheed.
48 The name of how many sura are with out dot ? Hamd, Raad, Toor, Room, Masad.
49 In which sura Besmillah came twice ? Sura Naml.
50 How many sura start with the Initials ( Mukette'at ) 29 Sura.
51 Which Sura was revealed twice ? Sura Hamd.
52 In which Sura the back biter are condemned ? Sura Humzah.
53 In which Sura the name of Allah is repeated in every verse ? Sura Mujadala.
54 In which Sura the letter 'Fa' did not come ? Hamd.
55 Which Sura are called Muzetain ? Falk & Nas.
56 Which are those Sura if their name are reversed remain the same ? Lael & Tabbat.
57 Which is that Sura if its first letter is remove becomes the name of one
of the city of Saudi Arab? Sajdah
58 Which Sura start with word ' Tabara Kallazi' ' Mulk & Furkan
59 Macci Sura were revealed in how many years ? 13 years
60 Madani Sura were revealed in how many years ? 10 years.
61 Which sura start with word Kad ? Mujadala & Momenoon.
62 Which Sura is related to Hazrat Ali ? Sura Adiat.
63 How many Sura are in 30th. Chapter ? 37.
64 Which sura every verse ends with letter 'Dal ' ? Tauheed.
65 Which Sura is revealed in respect of Ahllelbayet ? Sura Dahr.
66 Which sura every verse ends with letter ' Ra ' Qauser.
67 In which sura the creation of human being is mentioned ? Sura Hijr V-26.
68 In which sura the regulations for prisoner of war is mentioned ? Sura Nesa
69 Which sura is having the laws about marriage ? Sura Nesa.
70 Which sura if its name is reversed becomes the name of one bird ? Sura Room.
71 In which sura the story of the worship of cow of Bani Esra'iel is mentioned ? Sura Taha.
72 In which sura the law of inheritance is mentioned? Sura Nesa.
73 In which sura the Hegira of Holy Prophet is mentioned ? Sura Infall.
74 In which Sura the 27 Attributes of God are mentioned ? Sura Hadeed.

Easy vs Difficult

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others

Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes


Easy is to talk without thinking

Difficult is to refrain the tongue



Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.

Difficult is to heal the wound...



Easy is to forgive others

Difficult is to ask for forgiveness



Easy is to set rules.

Difficult is to follow them..



Easy is to dream every night.

Difficult is to fight for a dream...



Easy is to show victory.

Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...



Easy is to admire a full moon.

Difficult to see the other side...



Easy is to stumble with a stone.

Difficult is to get up...



Easy is to enjoy life every day.

Difficult to give its real value...



Easy is to promise something to someone.

Difficult is to fulfill that promise...



Easy is to say we love.

Difficult is to show it every day...



Easy is to criticize others.

Difficult is to improve oneself...



Easy is to make mistakes.

Difficult is to learn from them...



Easy is to weep for a lost love.

Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.



Easy is to think about improving.

Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...



Easy is to think bad of others

Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...



Easy is to receive

Difficult is to give



Easy to read this

Difficult to follow



Easy is keep the friendship with words

Difficult is to keep it with meanings

Monday, January 19, 2009

Mere Allah

Teri Azmatoon se hoon be khabar


Yeh meri nazar ka qasoor hai


Teri Rah guzar mein qadam, qadam


kahien Arsh hai kahien Toor hai


Yeh baja hai malik-e-bandagi


Meri Bandagi mein qasoor hai


Yeh khata hai meri khata magar


Tera Naam bhi tu Ghafoor hai


Yeh bata TUJH se miloon kahaan


mujhe TUJH se milna zarur hai


Kahien dil ki shart na dalna



Abhi dil nigahoon se door hai

Friday, January 16, 2009

The Dreams

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that that lit up her entire being.

She said, "Hi, handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old."
"Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked.

She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, have a couple of children, and then retire and travel."

"No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

"I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me.
After class we walked to the student union building and share a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, "I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know."

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began: "We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. There are only few secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. "You have to laugh and find humor every day. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dean and don't even know it!"

"There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding the opportunity in change."

"Have no regrets. The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets."

She concluded her speech by courageously singing The Rose. She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the years end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago.

One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.

Remember : GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY, GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.

Where do u stand: career growth meter‏

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WHAT THOSE WORDS ON YEARLY PERFORMANCE‏

REVIEWS REALLY MEAN


1. OUT GOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit
3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - spends lots of time on phone
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - nobody knows what he/she does
7. QUICK THINKING - offers plausible excuses
8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - speaks English
11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has a louder voice
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT - Lucky
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows A Lot Of Dirty Jokes
15. CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber
16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION- Gets to work on time
19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk

IT Professionals AFter Death‏

Horoscope Test for 2009

Horoscope Test for 2006

If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.


1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?


2. Your first initial?


3. Your month of birth?


4. Which color do you like more, black or white?


5. Name of a person of the same sex as you.


6. Your favorite number?


7. Do you like California or Florida more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?


9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).




When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)



























Answers

1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum &your love life is so on to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but th e memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will ! experience a major life-changing experience for the good..
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida : You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday!

Have you experienced these laws??‏

1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3) Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

4) Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

5) O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6) Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) Ruby's Principle Of Clo! se Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9) Zadra's Law Of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) Breda 's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11) Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Pig Fat

Why Pig Fat is not mentioned but code(s) are printed??

PIG FAT By Dr. M. Amjad Khan

In nearly all the western countries including Europe , the PRIMARY
choice for meat is PIG. There are a lot of farms in these countries to
breed this animal. In France alone, Pig Farms account for more than
42,000.
PIGS have the highest quantity of FAT in their body than any other
animal. But Europeans and Americans try to avoid fats.

Thus, where does the FAT from these PIGS go? All pigs are cut
inslaughter houses under the control of the department of food and it
was the headache of the department of food to dispose of the fat
removed from these pigs.

Formally, it was burnt (about 60 years ago). Then they thought of
utilizing it. First, they experimented it in the making of SOAPS and
it worked.

Then, a full network was formed and this FAT was chemically Processed,
Packed and Marketed, while the other manufacturing companies bought
it. In the meantime, all European States made it a rule that every
Food, Medical and Personal Hygiene product should have the ingredients
listed on its cover. so, this ingredient was listed as PIG FAT.

Those who are living in Europe for the past 40 years know about this.
But, these products came under a ban by the ISLAMIC COUNTRIES at that
time, which resulted in a trade deficit.

Going back in time, if you are somehow related to South East Asia , you
might know about the provoking factors of the 1857 CIVIL WAR. At that
time, Rifle Bullets were made in Europe and transported to the
sub-continent through the Sea.It took months to reach there and the
gun powder in it was ruined due to the exposure to sea.

Then, they got the idea of coating the Bullets with fat, which was PIG
FAT.. The fat layer had to be scratched by teeth before using them.
When the word spread, the soldiers, mostly Muslim and some
Vegetarians, refused to fight.Which eventually lead to the Civil War.
The Europeans recognized these facts, and instead of writing PIG FAT,
they started writing ANIMAL FAT.All those living in Europe since
1970's know this fact. When the companies were asked by authorities
from the MUSLIM COUNTRIES, what animal fat is it, they were told it
was COW and SHEEP Fat. Here again a question raised, if it was COW or
SHEEP Fat, still it is HARAAM to MUSLIMS, as these animal were not
SLAUGHTERED as per the ISLAMIC LAW. Thus, they were again banned.
Now, these multinational companies were again facing a severe drought
of money as 75% of their income comes from selling their goods to
Muslim Countries, and these earn BILLIONS OF DOLLARS of Profit from
their exports to the MUSLIM WORLD.

Finally they decided to start a coding language, so that only their
Departments of Food Administration should know what they are using,
and the common man is left lurking in the dark.Thus, they started
E-CODES. These E- INGREDIENTS are present in a majority of products of
multinational firms including, but not limited to -

TOOTH PASTE,
SHAVING CREAM
CHEWING GUM,
CHOCOLATE,
SWEETS,
BISCUITS,
CORN FLAKES, TOFFEES,
CANNED FOODS,
FRUIT TINS,

Some medication Multi-vitamins Since these goods are being used in all
MUSLIM Countries indiscrimately, our society is facing problems like
shamelessness, rudeness and sexual promiscuity.

So, I request all MUSLIMS or non pork eaters to check the ingredients
of the ITEMS of daily use and match it with the following list of
E-CODES. If any of the ingredients listed below is found, try to avoid
it, as it has got PIG FAT;

E100, E110, E120, E 140, E141, E153, E210, E213, E214, E216, E234,
E252,E270, E280, E325, E326, E327, E334, E335, E336, E337, E422, E430,
E431, E432, E433, E434, E435, E436, E440, E470, E471, E472, E473,
E474, E475,E476, E477, E478, E481, E482, E483, E491, E492, E493, E494,
E495, E542,E570, E572, E631, E635, E904.