SILENT ROLE

T V producer ne eik aadakari k shoqeen

shakhs se kaha.................



Kal T V station par aajana,

" Eik khawind ka role hai "



to us shakhs ne kaha....... sorry, main

silent role nahin karon ga.

SILENT ROLE

T V producer ne eik aadakari k shoqeen

shakhs se kaha.................



Kal T V station par aajana,

" Eik khawind ka role hai "



to us shakhs ne kaha....... sorry, main

silent role nahin karon ga.

Bank Robbery

A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun ..... and robs the Bank!...

But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line:

"Did you see me rob this Bank?" The customer replies ....."YES"

The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO THE CUSTOMER HEAD and BANG!!!!...

SHOOTS THE CUSTOMER IN THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM!

The bank robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the woman: "DID YOU SEE ME ROB THIS BANK????"

The woman calmly responds . "No ... but MY HUSBAND DID!"

Joke :)

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