Nafsiyat ki klass mei professor ney chohey kay samny choiya or gandum ka dana rakha.
Choha danay ki taraf gaya...
Professor ney makae ka dana rakha....
Chohy nay is martaba bhi choiya per dehan nai diya....
Professor bola: Dekha bhok mei ziyada taqat hai..
Pichle bench sey awaz aae....
"Sir aik dafa choiya bhi badal ker dekhen"
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Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
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2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
____________ ______
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
____________ _____
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
____________ _____
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
____________ _____
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
____________ _____
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
____________ ____
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
____________ ____
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
10. The Last one......
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Banta
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
____________ ______
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
____________ ______
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
____________ _____
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
____________ _____
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
____________ _____
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
____________ _____
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
____________ ____
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
____________ ____
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
10. The Last one......
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Banta
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