REVIEWS REALLY MEAN
1. OUT GOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit
3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - spends lots of time on phone
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - nobody knows what he/she does
7. QUICK THINKING - offers plausible excuses
8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - speaks English
11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has a louder voice
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT - Lucky
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows A Lot Of Dirty Jokes
15. CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber
16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION- Gets to work on time
19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk
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