A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.
A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one.
Behind the second coffin was a Solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, 'I am so sorry to disturb you,
But I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line.
Whose funeral is it?'
The man replied, 'That first coffin is for my wife.'
What happened to her?'
'My dog attacked and killed her.'
'Well, who is in the second coffin?'
'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked
And killed her also.'
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the First one asks in excitement, 'Can I borrow the dog?
The man replied, 'Join the queue…………………………'
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
A moral Corporate Story...
Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction? "
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,
- "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they lay off the night watchman.
Moral of the story:
"Current Situation In Telecom industries" L
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction? "
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,
- "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they lay off the night watchman.
Moral of the story:
"Current Situation In Telecom industries" L
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
TODAY'S INSPIRATION!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG ... ...
1. Throw out non-essential numbers.
This includes age, weight, and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.
2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)
3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!
4. Enjoy the simple things
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with her/him !
6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life, is our self.
LIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to a fo rei gn country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love, that you love them - at every opportunity.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
The itinerary of life
Life is a journey.
Its path is destiny.
And following is its itinerary.
The first halt is childhood.
Gentle as a breeze
and delicate like a flower.
As beautiful as a rain shower.
The next being the youth.
Full of courage and exuberance.
Blissful and lively.
Just like a feel that's heavenly.
After that is the oldage.
Calm like the waves of a sea.
With no worries there to be.
The final is the death.
A time to remember
the above three and
forever to be free...
Its path is destiny.
And following is its itinerary.
The first halt is childhood.
Gentle as a breeze
and delicate like a flower.
As beautiful as a rain shower.
The next being the youth.
Full of courage and exuberance.
Blissful and lively.
Just like a feel that's heavenly.
After that is the oldage.
Calm like the waves of a sea.
With no worries there to be.
The final is the death.
A time to remember
the above three and
forever to be free...
The Prophet's Remedies
Milk: The Prophet(SAW) said that milk wipes away heat from the heart
just as the finger wipes away sweat from the brow. It strengthens the
back, increases the brain, augments intelligence, renews vision and drives
away forgetfulness.
Honey: Considered to be the best remedy for diarrhoea when mixed in hot
water. It is the food of foods, drink of drinks and drug of drugs. It
is used for creating appetite, strengthening the stomach, eliminating
phelgm, as a meat preservative, hair conditioner, eye salve and
mouthwash. It is extremely beneficial in the morning in warm water and is also a
sunnah.
Olive oil: excellent treatment for skin and hair, delays aging, treats
inflammation of the stomach
Mushroom: The Prophet(SAW) said that mushroom is a good cure for the
eyes, it also serves as a form of birthcontrol and arrests paralysis.
Grapes: The Prophet was very fond of grapes, it purifies the blood,
provides vigour and health, strengthens the kidneys and clears the bowels.
Dates: The Prophet(SAW) said that a house without dates has no food.
Also to be eaten at the time of childbirth.
Figs: It is a fruit from paradise and a cure for piles.
Barley: Good for fever in a soup form
Melon: Melon contains 1000 blessings and 1000 mercies, The prophet SAW
said "None of your women who are pregnant and eat of water melon will
fail to produce off spring who are good in counternanace and good in
character.
Pomegranate: The Prophet(SAW) said it cleanse you of Satan and evil
aspirations for 40 days.
Water: the Prophet(SAW) said the best drink in this world and the next
is Water, when you are thirsty drink it by sips and not gulps, gulping
produces sickness of the liver.
So praise be to our beloved Nabi(SAW) who produced us with marvellous
knowledge which dazzles the wisest minds.
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"Shall I tell you which of you are the best?" The Companions replied, "Yes."
The Prophet replied, "Those who, when they are seen, remind people of
Allah. Shall I tell you who are the worst among you?" The Companions
again said, "Yes." The Prophet replied, "Those who carry tales and ruin
relations between those who are innocent." [Bukhari]
just as the finger wipes away sweat from the brow. It strengthens the
back, increases the brain, augments intelligence, renews vision and drives
away forgetfulness.
Honey: Considered to be the best remedy for diarrhoea when mixed in hot
water. It is the food of foods, drink of drinks and drug of drugs. It
is used for creating appetite, strengthening the stomach, eliminating
phelgm, as a meat preservative, hair conditioner, eye salve and
mouthwash. It is extremely beneficial in the morning in warm water and is also a
sunnah.
Olive oil: excellent treatment for skin and hair, delays aging, treats
inflammation of the stomach
Mushroom: The Prophet(SAW) said that mushroom is a good cure for the
eyes, it also serves as a form of birthcontrol and arrests paralysis.
Grapes: The Prophet was very fond of grapes, it purifies the blood,
provides vigour and health, strengthens the kidneys and clears the bowels.
Dates: The Prophet(SAW) said that a house without dates has no food.
Also to be eaten at the time of childbirth.
Figs: It is a fruit from paradise and a cure for piles.
Barley: Good for fever in a soup form
Melon: Melon contains 1000 blessings and 1000 mercies, The prophet SAW
said "None of your women who are pregnant and eat of water melon will
fail to produce off spring who are good in counternanace and good in
character.
Pomegranate: The Prophet(SAW) said it cleanse you of Satan and evil
aspirations for 40 days.
Water: the Prophet(SAW) said the best drink in this world and the next
is Water, when you are thirsty drink it by sips and not gulps, gulping
produces sickness of the liver.
So praise be to our beloved Nabi(SAW) who produced us with marvellous
knowledge which dazzles the wisest minds.
=================================================================
"Shall I tell you which of you are the best?" The Companions replied, "Yes."
The Prophet replied, "Those who, when they are seen, remind people of
Allah. Shall I tell you who are the worst among you?" The Companions
again said, "Yes." The Prophet replied, "Those who carry tales and ruin
relations between those who are innocent." [Bukhari]
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