TODAY'S INSPIRATION!‏

HOW TO STAY YOUNG ... ...



1. Throw out non-essential numbers.
This includes age, weight, and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)


3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with her/him !


6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life, is our self.
LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.


8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to a fo rei gn country, but NOT to where the guilt is.


10. Tell the people you love, that you love them - at every opportunity.

The itinerary of life

Life is a journey.
Its path is destiny.
And following is its itinerary.

The first halt is childhood.
Gentle as a breeze
and delicate like a flower.
As beautiful as a rain shower.

The next being the youth.
Full of courage and exuberance.
Blissful and lively.
Just like a feel that's heavenly.

After that is the oldage.
Calm like the waves of a sea.
With no worries there to be.

The final is the death.
A time to remember
the above three and
forever to be free...

The Prophet's Remedies

Milk: The Prophet(SAW) said that milk wipes away heat from the heart
just as the finger wipes away sweat from the brow. It strengthens the
back, increases the brain, augments intelligence, renews vision and drives
away forgetfulness.
Honey: Considered to be the best remedy for diarrhoea when mixed in hot
water. It is the food of foods, drink of drinks and drug of drugs. It
is used for creating appetite, strengthening the stomach, eliminating
phelgm, as a meat preservative, hair conditioner, eye salve and
mouthwash. It is extremely beneficial in the morning in warm water and is also a
sunnah.
Olive oil: excellent treatment for skin and hair, delays aging, treats
inflammation of the stomach

Mushroom: The Prophet(SAW) said that mushroom is a good cure for the
eyes, it also serves as a form of birthcontrol and arrests paralysis.

Grapes: The Prophet was very fond of grapes, it purifies the blood,
provides vigour and health, strengthens the kidneys and clears the bowels.

Dates: The Prophet(SAW) said that a house without dates has no food.
Also to be eaten at the time of childbirth.


Figs: It is a fruit from paradise and a cure for piles.

Barley: Good for fever in a soup form

Melon: Melon contains 1000 blessings and 1000 mercies, The prophet SAW
said "None of your women who are pregnant and eat of water melon will
fail to produce off spring who are good in counternanace and good in
character.

Pomegranate: The Prophet(SAW) said it cleanse you of Satan and evil
aspirations for 40 days.

Water: the Prophet(SAW) said the best drink in this world and the next
is Water, when you are thirsty drink it by sips and not gulps, gulping
produces sickness of the liver.

So praise be to our beloved Nabi(SAW) who produced us with marvellous
knowledge which dazzles the wisest minds.
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"Shall I tell you which of you are the best?" The Companions replied, "Yes."
The Prophet replied, "Those who, when they are seen, remind people of
Allah. Shall I tell you who are the worst among you?" The Companions
again said, "Yes." The Prophet replied, "Those who carry tales and ruin
relations between those who are innocent." [Bukhari]

The Egg@Fun

There was once an Indian and a Pakistani who lived next door to each
other. The Pakistani owned a hen and each morning would look in his
garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg
in the Indian's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the
Indian pick up the egg. The Pakistani ran up to the Indian and told him
that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Indian disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They
argued for a while until finally the Pakistani said, "In my family we
normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the face
and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the
face and time how long it takes for me to get up, whoever gets up
quicker wins the egg."
The Indian agreed to this and so the Pakistani found his heaviest pair
of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the
Indian and kicked as hard as he could in the face.
The Indian fell to the floor clutching his jaw howling in agony for 30
minutes.
Eventually the Indian stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Pakistani said, "Keep the damn egg!"

I'm Overworked

I'm sorry that you haven't gotten much email from me lately.

It's because I'm tired.

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies.

But now I found out the real reason.

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

This leaves 19 million to do the work.

Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.

And you're sitting there reading humor email.

No wonder I'm tired; I'm the doing ALL of the work myself!



Dedicated to all the overworked underpaid workers of the world.
Pass this on if you think you have been overworked.

Pathan And The Ship

Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.

Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."

All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.

After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,

"Allah-u-Akbar"

And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.

Jokes :)

Srdr gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. . . . .. . . . . . . . Srdr:"i've been promoted as branch manager."




Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................ WHY?
. . . .. . . . . . . Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=



SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - . . .. . . . . . . . I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....



One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
. . . .. . . . . . . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...



A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji. . . . . .
. . . . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"


Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet . . . .. . . . . . . Sardar:- why did u come so far.Instead u could have posted it....



Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why.. . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10



A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children who were in the last 3 years of ur marriage? . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR




Sardar's wish :
. . . .. . . . . . . . When i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who
died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d
car he was driving..



Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? . . . . . . . . . . Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.




Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. . . . .. . . . . . . . It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"



Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? . . . .. . . . . . . He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.