Nafsiyat ki klass mei professor ney chohey kay samny choiya or gandum ka dana rakha.
Choha danay ki taraf gaya...
Professor ney makae ka dana rakha....
Chohy nay is martaba bhi choiya per dehan nai diya....
Professor bola: Dekha bhok mei ziyada taqat hai..
Pichle bench sey awaz aae....
"Sir aik dafa choiya bhi badal ker dekhen"
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Why Bill gates resign?? @ Funny
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
____________ ______
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
____________ ______
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
____________ _____
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
____________ _____
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
____________ _____
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
____________ _____
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
____________ ____
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
____________ ____
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
10. The Last one......
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Banta
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
____________ ______
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
____________ ______
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
____________ _____
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
____________ _____
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
____________ _____
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
____________ _____
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
____________ ____
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
____________ ____
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
10. The Last one......
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Banta
Thursday, May 21, 2009
SILENT ROLE
T V producer ne eik aadakari k shoqeen
shakhs se kaha.................
Kal T V station par aajana,
" Eik khawind ka role hai "
to us shakhs ne kaha....... sorry, main
silent role nahin karon ga.
shakhs se kaha.................
Kal T V station par aajana,
" Eik khawind ka role hai "
to us shakhs ne kaha....... sorry, main
silent role nahin karon ga.
SILENT ROLE
T V producer ne eik aadakari k shoqeen
shakhs se kaha.................
Kal T V station par aajana,
" Eik khawind ka role hai "
to us shakhs ne kaha....... sorry, main
silent role nahin karon ga.
shakhs se kaha.................
Kal T V station par aajana,
" Eik khawind ka role hai "
to us shakhs ne kaha....... sorry, main
silent role nahin karon ga.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Bank Robbery
A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun ..... and robs the Bank!...
But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line:
"Did you see me rob this Bank?" The customer replies ....."YES"
The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO THE CUSTOMER HEAD and BANG!!!!...
SHOOTS THE CUSTOMER IN THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM!
The bank robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the woman: "DID YOU SEE ME ROB THIS BANK????"
The woman calmly responds . "No ... but MY HUSBAND DID!"
But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line:
"Did you see me rob this Bank?" The customer replies ....."YES"
The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO THE CUSTOMER HEAD and BANG!!!!...
SHOOTS THE CUSTOMER IN THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM!
The bank robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the woman: "DID YOU SEE ME ROB THIS BANK????"
The woman calmly responds . "No ... but MY HUSBAND DID!"
Monday, May 4, 2009
Joke :)
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain'.......
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain'.......
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